Thursday, 24 June 2010

Wimbledon - Not the football team

Well what a tournament! Yawn!

There has been one match that has lasted longer than some cricket matches!

Andy Murray has been quoted as saying

"This is why tennis is one of the toughest sports in the world, this will never ever be matched again"

No Andy. - This just goes to show that tennis has got ridiculous rules that allow tedium to continue when it should have finished ages ago.

In recognition of the fact that in tennis, he who has got the biggest serve wins; I have come with a fantastic way of settling a match that has got to 6-6 in the final set...

Erect a 'target' at one end of the pitch and give each player a ball with a different colour dye on it. The player then has to serve in excess of 100 mph at the target and the ball must bounce once. The player closest to the bullseye wins the match and all the strawberry-munching, Pimms-drinking Guardian-reading vegetarians can go home in time for some real sport like rugby!

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