Showing posts with label Funneh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funneh. Show all posts

Friday, 17 December 2010

Fantastic Website!

Just been sent a link to this:

We love the Iraqi Information Minister

Anyone remember him - He was responsible for some classic quotes:




"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"
"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."
"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"



Monday, 15 November 2010

Richard Branson is a bit of a legend!

At the beginning of the F1 season, Branson had a bet with Tony Fernandes.

Whichever team lost in the F1; the loser would serve as a stewardess on the winner's airline.

Well - The season is over and Virgin finished behind the Lotus team. Branson now has to don a stewardess uniform and serve for a flight on Air Asia!



Quote from Tony Fernandes

"There has been a fantastic spirit of competition between us and Virgin Racing all season and one of the first people to come and congratulate us on the pitwall was Richard. We have had this great bet running all season and now it's time for Richard to start preparing himself for some hard work and the likely pain of a pair of high heels! We agreed last night that we will run an online charity auction for the seats on our Kuala Lumpur / London route to raise money for a charity of Richard's choice and give fans of both teams the chance to be on the flight. The date of the flight will be announced very soon and the aim is to raise as much money as we can for a good cause so the discomfort Richard will go through is worth as much as it possibly can be!"

Looks like it could be a good laugh!

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Well at least it's true to life!

I was browsing the internet today and found this!



At least it speaks the truth!

Monday, 1 November 2010

Opening myself up to ridicule.

Did something retarded today!

I rebooted my PC at work and as it came back on, it started beeping quickly.

I was convinced that something had broken so I started a Dell Diagnostic Test (1 hours worth!)










Turns out I'd wedged the keyboard under a bowl on my desk and it was holding the Escape key down nicely for me thus creating the beeping..

How embarrassing!




Thursday, 21 October 2010

Fun at a health benefits fair

At work today I visited the Staff Health and Benefits fair..

Not a big deal.. However,

The New Leaf (Stop Smoking Service) had left their stall unmanned!

This gave me the perfect chance to leave a lovely little note on it..



I am so childish!

Thursday, 14 October 2010

My Passive Aggressive Daughter

Last night Holly was dithering when she should have been getting ready for bed. I decided that I would listen to her read but I wasn't going to read her a story.. She got a little upset about this and after I had said prayers with her and tucked her up in bed; she got her whiteboard and did this:



I was totally pee'ing myself laughing when I read it! She is a legend!

I'm particularly loving the disgruntled face she has drawn.


Tuesday, 5 October 2010

Electrical Safety Fail

I thought that I was being a wee bit irresponsible trimming the hedge in the rain..

These guys take it to another level!!


Looks like a Darwin award in progress!

Thursday, 23 September 2010

Saturday, 4 September 2010